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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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wolvensnothere:

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orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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"I think Alfie didn’t look at the length of the cables when he was buying them…"

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Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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nakedmallrat69:

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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