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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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xliveeverydaylikeitsyourlast:

she is seriously so cute

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congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

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"Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, be faithful to her, trust her and she will remain yours."

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kobetyrant:

PLEASE

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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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guywithheadinclouds:

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muriellamercado:

i turned my boyfriend into a major frozen fan

oh my goodness

MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS TOUCHING..

This couldn’t be more accurate

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leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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